*fandom breaks down because Dylan O’Brien is in a new outfit*
People play in the sandbox they’ve been given. The narratives of Sherlock, Supernatural, Teen Wolf and even One Direction are all dominated by male/male relationships already, with female characters either in the minority or in the background. The fact that there are only three female/female pairings on this list may not just be a comment on fandom itself, so much as a sign of how rare it is to see a television show or movie that focuses heavily on an intense relationship between two women.
dawn of the planet of the apes, OR: it’s the end of the world as we know it and it’s completely, 100% james franco’s fault
previously on planet of the apes: james franco made a series of selfish and scientifically irresponsible decisions that the audience forgave him for because there was a Sad Dying Father and a baby chimpanzee involved, culminating in a colony of super-intelligent apes taking over the redwood national forest and, oh, right, the creation and release of an incredibly deadly virus capable of wiping out human life as we know it. (note: presumably james franco’s character in said movie had a name that was not james franco, perhaps “bill,” or possibly “chad,” but like all situations involving james franco that name has been lost to the ages, because james franco is always james franco. when cut james franco bleeds james franco. if you were to peel james franco like an onion, beneath every layer of james franco you would find yet another identical layer of james franco, coated in selfies and smelling faintly of marijuana and pretension. james franco is james franco is james franco. there is no escape. there is no relief. james franco is a bottomless pit of james franco.)
currently, on planet of the apes: james franco is dead and so is p much everybody else.
bucky barnes regains all his memories
he hunts down tony, jaw clenched and veins popping and everybody gets really worried until he starts screaming
WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR MOTHERFUCKER
and meanwhile phil coulson shows up all starry-eyed and is like TAKE THE KEYS SHE’S ALL YOURS
COULSON YOU’RE ALIVE?
yeah uhm hi tony put in a good word with cap?