Not actually violent. I've just got a thing for violent and mouthy heroes that stab Dick Angels in the face and/or save the world.
Also for John McClane. Who'd TOTALLY stab an Angel in the face if it started acting a dick.
And for Captain America, who would stab you, but only if his shield wasn't handy. Otherwise all he's got for you is vibranium to the face. He's also mouthy, so a pretty well put together hero.
WHERE’S YOUR THREATENING SQUEEGEE NOW, OLD MAN? SHOVE YOUR HALF-HEARTED APOLOGIES FOR THE TIME YOUR SISTER STATUTORY RAPED ME AND KILLED MOST OF MY FAMILY UP YOUR ASS.
Don’t get me wrong, this is probably gonna end up with Derek tied up to something, spitting blood, apologizing for existing again, but let me just enjoy this one moment of Derek Hale acting like he knows he’s worth something.
OR, alternatively, rehearsing for the Beacon Hills Community Theater Production of Goodfellas with Chris Argent, who’s playing the second lead.
No but how dare you give me Sad Bearded Man Community Theater?
HOW DARE YOU? How dare you give me feelings about single auditions for each part so that they only find out at the first read-through that they’re both in it?
Derek’s therapist said it would be good for him, that he should get out there, do something with other people. Nobody he knows goes to the theater! Nobody was supposed to see!
(Too bad they go to the same therapist. It’s a small town.)
The director is some tired guy who graduated from Yale School of Drama in the 70s and has been paying the bills by directing depressing productions of A Streetcar Named Desire and Gypsy! in high school gym auditoriums for decades and he has no fucking idea what is in the water in Beacon Hills, but these guys are some of the most incredible amateur actors he’s ever seen, like when they’re on stage, he truly believes they hate each others’ guts, distrust each other, and its not over-the-top garbage acting, it’s subtle, it’s raw, it’s visceral, it’s real.
Sad Bearded Man Community Theater
i am dying
Anonymous asked: I wonder if Under Armour sponsored Cap 2 because of Chris' shirts. Or they choosed the brand because the light fabric is practically clinging onto his muscles (you can even see his niplles, delicious).
i’m sure there’s a great many reasons for
…i’m sorry what were we talking about?
On a steel horse I ride.