Not actually violent. I've just got a thing for violent and mouthy heroes that stab Dick Angels in the face and/or save the world.

Also for John McClane. Who'd TOTALLY stab an Angel in the face if it started acting a dick.

And for Captain America, who would stab you, but only if his shield wasn't handy. Otherwise all he's got for you is vibranium to the face. He's also mouthy, so a pretty well put together hero.

Posts tagged Avengers.

timeladyoftheimpala:

passionateforthings:

philliptunalunatique:

begitalarcos:

AU: Loki gets detention for lipping off a teacher,

When he gets there he finds some familiar faces who have also gotten detention

avengers breakfast club!au?? yes pLEASE

I didn’t realize how much I wanted high school!Avengers until right now.

someone message me if this comes into existence 

(via julianstark)

FACT. Also: I love Clark Gregg.

(via fuckyeahsassyclarkgregg)

wearetheintelligentlunatics:

karinaenolan:

evannabadasslovegood:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

devildoll:

trelali:

slothturtle:

YES THIS I LOVE THE COMBINATIONS

I love how Tony is like “THESE. THESE ARE MINE. YOU CAN’T HAVE EITHER.”

OH MY GOD. My love for this is OFF THE CHARTS.

PUPPY PILE.

CLINT AND NATASHA

I CANNOT

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I CAN’T EVEN WITH ALL OF THEM

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Loki is the most defensive. So adorable.

I looked at this for like ten minutes before I realized that Bruce wasn’t Sherlock…

OH MAN. TONY THO YOU GUYS.

(via giantsmisfit)

lightbluenymphadora:

trvllngjwllr:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

RDJ is a squirrel

I will never NOT reblog this

ALWAYS REBLOG SQUIRREL!RDJ

(via innerflame)

ironspy:

Avengers Business Cards - Just because

(via wellblunttheknives)

moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

(via captainharvey)

copperbadge:

“You gotta massage the media, Chris.”

“Oh! Oh, I’m good at that!”

“You called yourself a meatball in a filmed interview.”

“…I’m better at it than I was.”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans On His Life Choices.]

digg:

The Avengers “assemble” at the Oscars.

OH MY GOD.

(via avengersassembleeh)

copperbadge:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

Lunchlady MODOK? Is this a thing?

samjohnssonvt:

Adorable, yes, but please to be explaining Modoc waiting the counter (and a random AIM lackey, but I’m more confused by Modoc). I mean, I know crime doesn’t pay and science is expensive, but really, lunch lady?

Tony reprogrammed him. They needed someone for the Stark Cafeteria!

MECHANIZED ORGANISM DESIGNED ONLY FOR CATERING.

I love that this gap in logic is the one you guys go for, not the part where a bunch of toddlers with superpowers are pounding on each other. :D

OH MY GOD. TOO MUCH CUTE FOR LIFE.

87,352 plays

king-mycroft:

consulting-anglophile:

cottard:

The Avengers Theme by Alan Silvestri

PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING

oh mY GOD 

*awed silence*

I actually feel like I could be a superhero when I listen to this.

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS REBLOG.

(via wellblunttheknives)

sairobee:

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

THEY HAVE A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULK

in which loki fails to think his cunning plan through

sairobee:

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Many thanks to Old-chatterhand for help translating the German, and to my Tumblrless BFF for inspiring this. :D

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