Not actually violent. I've just got a thing for violent and mouthy heroes that stab Dick Angels in the face and/or save the world.

Also for John McClane. Who'd TOTALLY stab an Angel in the face if it started acting a dick.

And for Captain America, who would stab you, but only if his shield wasn't handy. Otherwise all he's got for you is vibranium to the face. He's also mouthy, so a pretty well put together hero.

Posts tagged Jensen.

unexpectedlyawesome:

Possibly one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s just so much fun.

Your mama’s a pirate.

hatingmynickname:

Chris is hilarious in this movie xD

FACT. And a GIANT reason I’m watching starting it at 215am. 

I love it ♥ xD

  • Jensen: [Aisha has the Losers in a Mexican standoff] Ohhhh... shit. She's got a gun and... it's pointed at my dick. Clay, it's pointed at my dick!
  • Pooch: Would you rather it was pointed at your face?
  • Jensen: I know it makes no sense, but yes!
  • [Aisha points her gun at Jensen's face]
  • Pooch: Better?
  • Jensen: Not really...
  • Clay: Where's your gun, Jensen?
  • Jensen: It's in the van.
  • Clay: What's it doing there?
  • Jensen: Not... much.
  • [Aisha rolls her eyes]
  • Roque: Will you two shut up?
  • Jensen: Well, what if it was pointed at YOUR dick?
  • [Aisha shoots Jensen in the arm]