Also for John McClane. Who'd TOTALLY stab an Angel in the face if it started acting a dick.
And for Captain America, who would stab you, but only if his shield wasn't handy. Otherwise all he's got for you is vibranium to the face. He's also mouthy, so a pretty well put together hero.
Posts tagged chris evans.
chris evans filming captain america: the winter soldier (x)
Time to use that tag again.
#shoulder to waist ratio
OH COME ON. LIKE REALLY.
I AM DYING OF LUST YOU ASSHOLE.
Agent Rogers. That is all.
“Dat swagga. I’m so proud of you, Chris.”
“I don’t like my tie, there. My mom picked it out.”
“You….okay Chris.”
“Yes, Robert?”
“I was going to say that you can’t let your mother pick out your clothes. You are a grownup man and a movie star. But apparently she’s better at it than you are. So Chris, from now on, your mother is going to pick out all your clothes.”
“But I don’t — “
“Give me her number, she and I have important business to discuss.”
[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices.]
(I don’t have any proof his mother picks out his clothes, but I have made a study of the fashion decisions of the Avengers and that sure looks like an outfit someone else told him to wear.)
HOW. DARE. YOU. SIR.
“I said I’ve gone to therapy. I went to therapy. I said ‘Fine I’ll talk to a therapist and see what they have to say’. Because I do struggle with - I get anxiety about certain things. Press and things like that. And all of those things were tied into Marvel responsibilities.”
- Chris Evans on why he almost didn’t do Captain America (x)
I just want to show this to people who complain about his behavior at cons and on red carpets and around a lot of people. He’s not a dick, he’s not self-involved, he’s just anxious around lots of people.
(via crystalmage)
Chris Evans and Adam Levine
(via philipblakess)
“You gotta massage the media, Chris.”
“Oh! Oh, I’m good at that!”
“You called yourself a meatball in a filmed interview.”
“…I’m better at it than I was.”
(via scifigrl47)
(via philipblakess)
Dear Chris Evans,
I do not understand the physics of your body, but I sure do appreciate it.
Thank you kindly,
Me
and Me
(via crystalmage)
Chris Evans in Push.
(via crystalmage)
the best of Chris squared in interviews.
Beautiful People → Chris Evans
“I weep at everything. I love things so much - I just never want to dilute that.”
(via -lazarus)
CHRIS EVANS YOU’RE LIVING OUT MY DREAMS.
ALL OF THE DREAMS. ALL OF THEM.
flies into the sun
reblogged for The Crystalmage and I cuz Chris Evans is living her dreams and RDJ is living mine.
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melifair:
Agent Rogers. That is all.
“Dat swagga. I’m so proud of you, Chris.”
“I don’t like my tie, there. My mom picked it out.”
“You….okay Chris.”
“Yes, Robert?”
“I was going to say that you can’t let your mother pick out your clothes. You are a grownup man and a movie star. But apparently she’s better at it than you are. So Chris, from now on, your mother is going to pick out all your clothes.”
“But I don’t — “
“Give me her number, she and I have important business to discuss.”
[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices.]
(I don’t have any proof his mother picks out his clothes, but I have made a study of the fashion decisions of the Avengers and that sure looks like an outfit someone else told him to wear.)
HOW. DARE. YOU. SIR.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a7514398dda7b10e6e470198ff1c2aa/tumblr_mjzdheKwmp1qaho1po1_500.jpg)

