Not actually violent. I've just got a thing for violent and mouthy heroes that stab Dick Angels in the face and/or save the world.

Also for John McClane. Who'd TOTALLY stab an Angel in the face if it started acting a dick.

And for Captain America, who would stab you, but only if his shield wasn't handy. Otherwise all he's got for you is vibranium to the face. He's also mouthy, so a pretty well put together hero.

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askashieldagent:

They key is to distract him with something colorful, and then bam. Taser to the face.

askashieldagent:

Clicky clicky on the first picture.

Inspired by this and co-written with the illustrious marchingjaybird!

I WANT TO GO TO DISNEYLAND WITH THE AVENGERS. 

Also: Poor Steve. He just wants to spend time with his favorite Americans.